All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
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