Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Randomize
