Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I just gave my boss a blowjob. underneath his desk at work. that promotion is mine!
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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