I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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