we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
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