Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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