I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Randomize