We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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