Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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