Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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