I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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