with your own penis?
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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