whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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