Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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