Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
handjob tips. give me some.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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