She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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