Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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