last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
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