awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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