If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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