Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
