what the fuck were we smoking when we had a conversation about how my brother would be so proud if i fucked an orange alien?!?
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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