god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
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