think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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