The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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