If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
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