it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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