dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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