Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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