so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You were with some girl. Your exs best friend. Your shirt was half undone and she was telling you to put your penis away. It wasn't out but you wanted to. Patron is your weaknes.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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