just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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