i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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