for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
i think im in europe. pls send help
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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