I'll bet she douches with gravy.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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