is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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