last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Randomize