And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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