Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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