He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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