There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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