I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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