He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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