It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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