1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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