He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I refuse to believe you if you're trying to tell me humanity as a whole isn't sad, tired, and craving Chinese food.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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