I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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