Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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