Me. At least after what I've been through.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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