Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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