how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
do herpes really smell.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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