the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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