You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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