I am spending my child support on dildos
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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