I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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