So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
you went around the entire night in your french maid costume dusting off the "cob webs" on everyone's crotch saying "you havent gotten any action in a while"
I was wondering why i got so many friend requests the next day...
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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