...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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